Gary Cole was ARRESTED?!?… Wait, I think I read that wrong…

Alternately titled: I should really read the whole story and comprehend it before I jump to rash conclusions.

Yes.  So immediately once I read the headline Gary Cole in for “Good Behavior” on Hollywood Reporter, ther first thing I thought was, WTF did Gary Coleman do to get in trouble again???  Wait.. Oops.  Nevermind, it’s Gary Cole…Oh Gary Cole, how far you’ve fallen. 

Typically, when one hears the phrase “good behavior” one might think of a person in prison getting time off for it.  Which means I DEFINITELY read that wrong!  And of course the subsequent thought was… why would Gary Cole be IN for good behavior if he’s in trouble… DUH!  I’ve had my moments, believe me.  But this has to be the most entertaining.  Sorry, Gary Cole.  I never would have believed that you were in any kind of trouble.  I mean, come on.  It’s Gary Cole.  Mike Brady… I doubt he’s done anything wrong… EVER.

Anyhoo, in actuality, Gary Cole has signed on to appear in the pilot episode of Good Behavior to premiere on ABC this September.  Incidentally, the show centers around a Matriarch (played by Catherine O’Hara) who decides that it is time that her criminal family try the straight and narrow path.  No wonder I was confused.  No less, I will definitely give this show the 3 episode chance.  See what happens.

Also scheduled to make appearances are Jeffrey Tambor and Ty Burrell.